Read the straight-faced PR. If you don't feel like it right now, that's cool, this part explains everything:
The new AOL brand identity is a simple, confident logotype, revealed by ever-changing images. It’s one consistent logo with countless ways to reveal.Oh, okay. Suggested slogans:
- On the outside of LOLcat culture, looking in.
- Why CEOs should text less and/or not take input from their 11-year-old daughters, or nieces, or their friends.
- How to show your age.
- We just don't care anymore.