'They have a well-balanced diet of sandwiches ... and pens.'

I love Whirled and would marry it if I could, then divorce it three times just so I could marry it four times.

Here's its latest for Law & Order: UK. Bonus: it uses the voiceover actor from our version. You'll learn how the justice system differs on that side of the Atlantic, as well as new words like "copper" ("policeman!") and "mum" ("mom").

It's a little long but you can just feel the glee that went into the scene-mashing. It's infectious and slightly crazed. Also...

Wait for the double rainbow reference!