"Philips is bad ... very bad."
Dude's VHS collection will definitely kick your dad's VHS collection's ass, but there is so much more to this than those somber black relics of entertainment past. Focus on the musical transitions. These are gems the likes of which you don't hear often.
A million thanks to @Wisey and @KingofBullshit, to whom I now owe my life and anything of value that I may do with it. This was myrrh, and your efforts brought it to me with great patience and care.