I discovered I am not disciplined out of virtue but as a reaction to my negligence, that I appear generous in order to conceal my meanness, that I pass myself off as prudent because I am evil-minded, that I am conciliatory in order not to succumb to my repressed rage, that I am punctual only to hide how little I care about other people's time. I learned, in short, that love is not a condition of the spirit but a sign of the zodiac.
-- Memories of My Melancholy Whores, Gabriel García Márquez
Image credit: mary_gaston22.
What the dickens is "Inklust"? Boy am I glad you asked. Here's the manifesto: part I and part II.