The Internet is Finally Ponying Up.

With help from its loyal and faithful servant, Promotions Co-ordinator Rick Komar.

I have this secret fear that letters like this still exist because some small but sufficient percentage of the populace actually goes, "HEY, I WON THE INTERNET LOTTERY!" and fills out the little form in earnest, waiting with bated breath for CLAIMS AGENT Thomas Ward to call.

But I hope this sentiment is irrational, like that clown thing, and I'm totally wrong.