As If Microsoft Needed an Excuse Before

Intel: "Nyah, nyah, Microsoft. Now that we've got Apple's business, we don't need to take any shit from you. In fact, we're giving you shit. We're gonna force you to lie and cheat so we can meet our quarterly earnings."

Microsoft: "Hey guy, no need to twist our arms. We've got the 'Windows Vista Capable' stickers right here." Off to the side: "Ybarra, why don't you go over there and start some correspondence about how we're caving to Intel's machinations."