Starbucks Does the Loyalty Program Thing

You mean like a grocery store?

I'm reserving my "icks" and "yechs!" for after I find out whether this can improve my life in some way. But come on, Howie. What next, an intercom?

"Blue-light special on Akeelah and the Bee!"

"20 percent off espresso beans when you buy a tall doppio macchiato, no whip!"

"Buy two vanilla scones, get one free. OFFER ENDS FRIDAY."