...and to make this a bad French tech startup scenario, just replace the two guys talking nonsense with two academics.* And turn the shades into hipster prescription eyewear.**
*One fresh out of a Grande Ecole, one a philosophy PhD who didn't know what "R&D" stood for 3 months ago. You will recognise the former by his slightly too-clean buzzcut.
**In their defense, the eyewear really will be prescription.