Him: Salut. Have a good weekend?
Me: Yeah. You? Do anything special?
Him: Not really, I just relaxed.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Pause.
Him: If you really want to know, I planted tulips.
Me: Ooh. Yeah, I guess the weather was good for gardening.
Him: Not really, the weather was horrible. We just brought some bulbs back from a trip and I planted them.
Me: Oh.
Pause.
Me: So, plans to start the next Tulipomania?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
Me: Yeah. You? Do anything special?
Him: Not really, I just relaxed.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Pause.
Him: If you really want to know, I planted tulips.
Me: Ooh. Yeah, I guess the weather was good for gardening.
Him: Not really, the weather was horrible. We just brought some bulbs back from a trip and I planted them.
Me: Oh.
Pause.
Me: So, plans to start the next Tulipomania?
Him: What?
Me: Never mind.
2 comments:
I will pay $5,000 for his tulips, no questions asked. OK, fine, $10,000.
I'll email you the certs of ownership and you can wire the money directly to me.
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