...So I Take it No Sponsored Ice Cream Cones This Week?

These are the virtual gifts Facebook suggests I offer my friends.* I suppose they don't have to feel relevant or remotely desirable; it's not like Facebook has the fastest-growing user data trove in the world or anything.

("Dog versus boy"? Seriously?)

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*Very few are friends now that I think about it. They're mostly people I curate for malign lurking purposes while shirking real responsibility.