Me: "See? That's why we need to implement siesta. Countries who siesta pull ahead. So too will our company."
My boss: "When you have your own company, you can implement siesta and hire me."
Me: "Fine. I will." Long pause. "Meanwhile, we flounder and long for naptime."
My boss: "Finally Americans and the French have something in common: a shared despise."
Me: "And a shared sleeplessness."
Ha. Ha. Ha.