Italy Nails the World Cup

Who'd have guessed?

Me: "See? That's why we need to implement siesta. Countries who siesta pull ahead. So too will our company."

My boss: "When you have your own company, you can implement siesta and hire me."

Me: "Fine. I will." Long pause. "Meanwhile, we flounder and long for naptime."

My boss: "Finally Americans and the French have something in common: a shared despise."

Me: "And a shared sleeplessness."

Ha. Ha. Ha.