Password Reuse, and Just Generally Going Evil.

'He is the Least Interesting Man in the World.'

A depressingly-more-relatable take on Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man in the World" campaign, which I find kinda epic, mainly because it deluges my auditory orifices with quotes like these:

"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."

"His blood smells like cologne."

"He can speak French ... in Russian."

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Also...

This made me and Kito cry.

Establishing New Reference Points

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Meal Ticket Withdrawn, Social Niceties Follow

Just got the above comic from a friend who works at Google. We haven't spoken in a long time, but after two or three underhanded comments sprinkled subtly amidst casual prattle, I'm about 54 percent sure he's all Irky Ian for reasons he won't explain.

Those Googlers. Tough crowd. But hey, if I lost my dinner, I'd be a little Moody Mary too.