Roll Your Smokes for a Treat

Explanation here.

What the Hell is This?

Straight out of my inbox:


Somebody in PR put my figurative finger on Tori Spelling's pulse. And frankly, I'd like to have my hand back, please.

Put Some Sex in that Cereal Bowl

Because no satin love nest is complete without riboflavin.

Can you say 1+1=US x FOREVER? Yeah, baby, yeah.