Somehow This Parade Doesn't Seem as Fun as the Ithaca Version.

Beverly Farms, Massachusetts holds an annual Fourth of July parade where, with help from papier-mâché and their meanest jokes, participants get to "comment on local, state and national events."

Can you think of any easy national targets for satire? Bush jokes are old, and Spitzer ... eh. Hey, wait! How about a teen PREGNANCY PACT?

Oh, and the townfolk were vicious. (Salon.com's still reeling!) See below. Gotta say, I didn't think it could get any worse after the dancing knocked-up teenagers. But then it did. And it did. And it did again.



The finale: manbabies escape a giant vagina! (And I thought the Volvo ballet was wack.)