There's what you can expect: being kissed. Desired. Loved. Missed.
Don't the Twilight vampires drive, like, Porsches and Range Rovers?*
What deluded** 13 year old girl would go Team Volvo? Maybe the idea was to aim for their moms?
...And who wrote that stunningly awesome narrative?
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*Correction: apparently Edward drives a Volvo. It's his "fitting in with humans" car.
**They think vampires SPARKLE!
