Me: I'm tired of being one of those people who wants to start a business but is waiting for "the one." You know? That once-in-a-millennium Steve Jobs idea that makes me feel both fulfilled and rich. I wanna be one of those unscrupulous guys that can take a profit model, any profit model, and execute it without feeling.
Ex-Business Partner (EBP): Yeah. Me too. But hey, making money online is dead. We need a new milk-cow.
Me: That's not true. There's a few web-based ideas left out there to milk.
EBP: Name one.
Me: Like ... hot webcam girls. That give SEO tips. While stripping.
EBP: That's not a bad idea, actually.
Me: Each vid can last two minutes, subs-only, and we can end each one with a cliffhanger: "Next week" -- while playing with thong -- "find out how to leverage Google Analytics for your social media campaigns." All broadcasts will be transcribed for max SEO magic. And we'll slather them with ads.
EBP: I'm in. When can we get started?
Me: Screw that, man. I'm not doing that.
EBP: You're pathetic.
1 comment:
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