Je te plumerai la tête !

Bang Bang Bang: Retro-style magic brought to you by Mark Ronson and The Business Intl. Also, if you ever wondered what happened to Q-Tip ... I guess he's been time traveling.

There Be Pirates in These Waters.

Pirate washes ashore with cash.

Benj: "Maybe the Tok'Ra poisoned them with symbiote gas."

Me: "Or maybe the dubloons were cursed."

Follow-up article: paying a modern pirate's ransom. The BBC's just bananas, isn't it?