There's More than One Naughty Way to Go Blind

This revisit of a familiar parental scare tactic does a few things well:

• It draws attention
• It conveys useful information about its cause without being preachy or making you feel tricked
• The punchline -- which ties it all together -- is actually funnier than the gimmick (masturbate -> go blind)

Solid shit, comrades. Only question remains whether it'll "go viral!" as the marketing directors say. (Two days already -- an eternity in internet time -- and just 640 views so far. Le sigh.)

Video, "Son Caught in the ACT (NSFW)," seeded by Serve Marketing. Discovered via Le Publigeekaire.