Le sigh.
Casual Googling reveals Brand once said heroin gives you "a great big smacky cuddle." Ooh, window to the soul. Another charming Brandecdote:
The surprising thing about Brand is not the number of notches on his bedpost or the extent of his now defunct heroin habit, but how he ever managed to tempt anyone into bed by quoting Baudelaire in the style of a stoned Tellytubby.And Benj, before you say anything, I'd like to remind you of your enduring attraction to Britney Spears.
