Douchebags of the US, Classified by Region

"Preferred Tattoo" is priceless. Via my infographic-loving homie.

Douchebag, Meet Booj-Bag. Try Not to Pull Hair

Retrospect for Life taught me a new word: booj-bag. n.

Short for "bourgeois-bag" and apparently inspired by Corner Case, a booj-bag is "someone who is of a certain financial status obtained through education and employment as opposed to family money, and who is also a big time douche."

Go have fun with it.