On Fighting the Good Fight

I've stopped believing ... but I haven't stopped waxing.

Remember, soldiers: a haphazard appearance just isn't patriotic. Nobody gives gold stars* out for "Most Slovenly."

When last we crushed souls.

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*Or promotions, for that matter.

Demotivating Quotes for Inspiring Imagery

I smell T-shirt line. Potential brand name: "Antihero." For the grown-up who still wants to point to daddy and say, "YOU MADE ME THIS WAY."

Possibilities for expansion? Endless.

You've failed me again, son.

You don't want to be the neighborhood joke ... do you?


Mistakes are for people who don't think.


Life is hard. Thankfully...

BONUS! iStockPhoto watermark included:

Don't worry, I'm used to being alone.