Today in Things I Thought Would Make Me Happy

• Baggy pants
• An N26 account
• Label maker
• Label maker with thermal ink
• Label maker with thermal ink that can also print on cloth, nylon or plastic
• Label maker with thermal ink that can also print on cloth, nylon or plastic and that saves addresses
• Label maker with all of the above that doesn't require 6 AAA batteries
• A hand calculator
• A solar hand calculator
• A yellow solar hand calculator
• A solar hand graphing calculator ... just in case?
• A Rolodex
• A battery charger 
• A vertical mouse "for better ergonomics"

I acted on too many of these impulses. On the cheery up, now I have labels.