- Baggy pants
- An N26 account
- Label maker
- Label maker with thermal ink
- Label maker with thermal ink that can also print on cloth, nylon or plastic
- Label maker with thermal ink that can also print on cloth, nylon or plastic and that saves addresses
- Label maker with all of the above that doesn't require 6 AAA batteries
- A hand calculator
- A solar hand calculator
- A yellow solar hand calculator
- A solar hand graphing calculator ... just in case?
- A Rolodex
- A battery charger
- A vertical mouse "for better ergonomics"
I acted on too many of these impulses. On the cheery up, now I have labels.