Him: ...so R said he saw you on the street the other day. He said he thinks you got skinnier.
Me: Good skinny or bad skinny?
Me: Like, "wow, she got skinny" or "my God, she's so skinny"?
Him: I don't know. I didn't ask. Do you think you lost weight?
Me: Why didn't you ask clarifying questions? What did he mean?
Him: I don't know! I don't think it was good or bad. His tone was just neutral. Like me, speaking now.
Me: THERE IS NO NEUTRAL.
Him: Should I ask...?
Me: No! It's too late.